Pirates

In my attempt to make myself completely 'perfect,' I have resorted to taking a dietary supplement. Now normally for my workout I'll just drink a Slim Fast for lunch or something and maybe jog from my car when it rains. But since I'm going to the desert and I'll have so much time on my hands, I figure it's time to actually take something real and try a more 'productive' workout.

So I introduce to you, 'Black Powder.' (yes, I've resulted to Pirate tactics to get my muscles to be more explosive)

Lets just hope I don't lose a leg (or gain a hook).